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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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