I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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