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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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