There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
and you fell through a lawn chair
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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