You can't motorboat a personality
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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