Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I cut my penus on the lid.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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