i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
NoShamevember. You game?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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