I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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