had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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