Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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