so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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