Porn is love you can see.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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