He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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