we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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