you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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