I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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