i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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