If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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