taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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