I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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