DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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