dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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