Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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