all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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