and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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