Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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