doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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