What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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