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  I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.

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• Or some self-control & self-respect?

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Apr 8, 12 at 10:54am

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• Alert alert! Your lady business is about to be easily had by stink dick!!

  Submitted by scarab on Apr 8, 12 at 12:54pm

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• The only thing I could think of was Maid Marian from "Men in Tights".

  Submitted by franana37 on Apr 7, 12 at 2:12pm

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  • call the locksmith!

    Submitted by puffnstuff on Apr 7, 12 at 8:07pm

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    • *further away*..call a locksmith*

      Submitted by thehungrynunu on Apr 7, 12 at 9:06pm

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      • <even further away> ...call a locksmith!

        Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Apr 8, 12 at 10:57am

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• said alarm should go off upon insertion.

  Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Apr 7, 12 at 1:37pm

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• Chastity belt sounds like it could be fun.

  Submitted by HippyChick on Apr 8, 12 at 2:20am

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• Just start using terms like 'kitten' when referring to men when you're drunk. You'll weed out most of the poorly adjusted ones

  Submitted by felidae on Apr 12, 12 at 11:05am

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• gain about 50 pounds, then no one would want to bang you

  Submitted by ck24 on Apr 7, 12 at 4:25pm

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  • chubby chasers, lonely/desperate guys, drunk dudes with beer goggles and black men

    Submitted by thehungrynunu on Apr 7, 12 at 9:07pm

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