So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How naked do you want me to be?
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