Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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