We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
