My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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