If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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