I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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