dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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