Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
