Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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