Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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