just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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