Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
