discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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