I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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