doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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