I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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