ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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