Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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