I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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