look no pants
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize