I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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