He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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