Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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