so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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