Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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