remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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