yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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