love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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